What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Society
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.