Mexican jokes
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Society
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.