Mexican jokes
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.