Mexican jokes
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.