Mentality Jokes

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped?

My dick.

Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.

He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"

What's the difference between sex and mental illness?

Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.

Gay is a mental illness.

You're not thinking straight.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

If a mentally challenged person shows up late,

Is it ok to call him tardy?

Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

There are 3 Genders.

1: Man

2: Woman

3: Mentally ill.

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?