Mentality

Mentality jokes

Suicide

  • Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.

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    President

  • A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

    And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

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  • Mickey Mouse

  • Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

    ...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

    To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

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    Threesome

  • I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

    It was wrong on so many levels.

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    Comment

  • You guys, this is my last time publishing something here. You guys have been sending rude comments, and I need to work on my mental health. Goodbye.