Mental Health jokes
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
I’ve got money and suicidal thoughts, and I’m all out of money.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Whoever stole my anti-depression medications, I hope you're happy!
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."