Mental Health jokes
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.