Mental Health jokes
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)