Mental Health jokes
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Depression :)
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."