I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Depression :)
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
I have cripple and depression.
