Mental Health jokes
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
Suicide
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏