What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
