Mental Health

Mental Health Jokes

People

I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

Line

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

Appointment

I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.

Grass

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Kid

Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?

"Suicide Squad!"

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”

The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”

He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”

Sloth

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.

Depression

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Squad

What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."

Shooter

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏

Depression

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

Discount

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • Depression

    Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

    Depression

    Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.