"Knife to meet you all!"
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Like if u meet someone emo
One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.
That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
