A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"
Like if u meet someone emo
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
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Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
hi guys i feel forgoten lol i feel like a bannana peal...noone will talk to me oh i got an good idea we do a google meet!
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guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I'm a man guy:you meet a girl person: I'm a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel\ person: I'm a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I'm a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I'm a man
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
Whats the best thing about a orphan GF
You don't have to meet her parents
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
