Meeting Jokes

How does Hellen Keller meet men? She goes on blind dates.

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog

A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.

This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!

You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you

Kid: my parents want to meet you, you wanna come over. Orphan: Na I’m good, I’m going to watch home alone, it’s the only movie that I can think of that’s related to me.

Hello everyone to the first hollow knight meeting

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said "hi." I said, " knife to meet you."

So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed

"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."

What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?

I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him

The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon. "What the heck are you doing here?" "I couldn't sleep."

A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system". Another knitter says "I'm taking Folic acid to help my baby's brain". Finally one woman says "I'm taking Thalidomide". All the women turn to her and say "Thalidomide ! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?" The woman shrugs her shoulders and says "I don't know how to knit arms". (Told to me by a woman knitter)