What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea his eye hurts ,the doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink ... when he finished the doctor told him : from now on take off the spoon.
Nurse: Don't worry i'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yea, i always abort them. Parent:... Parent: Your hired
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
If you turn a down syndrome upside down do they have up syndrome now?
You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
