Medical jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous8 years agoMy doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."Anonymous8 years agoWhy did the library book go to the doctor?It needed to be checked out.Anonymous10 years agoDoctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."PreviousNext1…910111213Doctor jokesHospital jokesPatient jokesTreatment jokesDiagnosis jokesShort jokesAll categories
Anonymous8 years agoMy doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Anonymous10 years agoDoctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."