Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
