at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
What's a peadophiles favorite cooking Ingredient...... Fresh meat
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What do u call a united cow? United Steaks
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
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