What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf
What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What do u call a united cow? United Steaks
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What’s a hairdressers favorite roast? Flat iron roast
What does white castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
I work with animals!! What do you do? I’m a butcher
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
