Meat jokes
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.