Meat jokes
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"