Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
I work with animals!! What do you do? I’m a butcher
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
What do you call meat in an oven? Africa
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
Whats the difference between a priest and MCDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
What is a cow that's good at Maths, good for? Meat Pye
