My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic where yesterday's meat is todays treat. How may I be of service?
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop
How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
what do you call a cow with no legs
groundbeaf
What is a suicidal horny persons job?
, a butcher
what do they call me when i jack off pulled pork
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
