Meat jokes
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Big feet equals mini meat.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.