the best joke: you. O wait I can't even say that because jokes have meaning
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.😂😂😂😂😂😂
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
What's the difference between a GOD and MY MOM. My mom exists. I mean.. she did at one point! unlike any "GODS".
Life's a bitch and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Rodd flanders: Whats ''gay'' mean Bart: UH, It means you used to be afraid, but now your not Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
Women say their baby daddies are trash like...woman didn't he impregnat you and didn't he win your heart, I'm mean his not trash you are!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
the f in orphan means family even though there's no f
What do u mean cook we wait till summer
what does you (anyone) and a joke not have in commin? jokes have meanings
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I Am" in Spanish)
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them, I mean, britches be crazy
Homie: let's meet ♥️
Skrr: it's 🔥🌭
Meaning- it's hot[🔥] dawg[🌭]
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
One day I was on my phone then I got a text message from my Girl Friend, "Hey Sexy boy wanna hang out tonight if you know what I mean..." then I just stopped and froze I read the message I said, "Yeah sure..." she replied really fast, "Theres going to be a few people there ok." but i didn't read the next message... she said, "Come right at 12:00 AM." but i didn't read it I walked into her house but I heard a strange noise like a moaning noise and it sounded like HER!! so I hide behind the couch and I looked through the open door and saw somthing I didn't want to see... Like for part 2 and comment if you want me to make another!!
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
