I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar? He said "Oola snack bar!" Oola means hello in Spanish.
A woman ran into a police station screeming "help i have bin graped" the policeman said "do you mean raped" the woman said "no the was a bunch of then".
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
You: what you doing I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math hahahahaha
I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
my husband left a note on the fridge that said, “this isn’t working.” im not sure what hes talking about. i opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? anyone know what he means?
When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them
My uncle sayEd to me once ur my favorite child and I said u mean Nece he said no my favorite child
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
my life but wait jokes actually have meaning
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.
my friend asks me what does idk mean i said i dion't knowm my friend says you mean i don't know i said thats what i said
I'm sorry and I apologise mean the same thing except at a funeral.
Like if u like school (i mean if you don't)
i hate you- if you look at the first letters of the words you'll know what i mean interfischl happy apple tea eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
