This is not a joke have you ever thought about it you’re an emo while wearing black So what if you are black does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emails wear a black ;)
When I said I wanted vegetable stew I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Are you adopted? No. I mean who would want you.....
Sonic says if your bored go punch a orphan, I mean what are they going to do tell their parents?
Why is the sun so mean? cuz it keeps ROASTING everyone
orgasm means 2 things: 1, during you masturbate. 2. you torture phantoms
Once i said to an Orphan....what the F mean in orphan.....He reply there's no F...Me: There's no Family
There are 2 dads and 2 sons they all caught a fish, Why did they only come home with 3 fish? (Answer) There were a grand-dad- dad- and son. If you don't get then it means grand father is the dad to the dad(1 dad) dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather, Get it?
what's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend? I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it.
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today. I mean he just blew up overnight
Did Delaware a New Jersey? Idaho Alaska
What it actually means (Did dela wear a New Jersey? I don’t know I’ll ask her) Ps. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.
What's the difference between me and a corpse I mean I'm not dead... yet,right?
my parents created a joke 11 yrs ago and people are still laughing at it but i know its not me because jokes have meaning
Me how do you you celebrate Christmas Orphan I don't know what you mean Me there is no one to give present
,,Hey,What does IDK mean?" ,,I dont know" ,,Okay,then i am going to ask someone else"
