wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
