Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
ok so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him. it was a seven course meal if i say so myself
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke-up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey".
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling. The cashier says "If you can grab it, your meal's free.". The man then said "Nah, the stakes are too high.".
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
