Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
Never eat more than you can lift.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
The waiter recommended the rug meal. She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
WHTA WAS STEPHEN HAWKINS LAST MEAL? HIS LEFT SHOULDER
can orphans eat at a fmaily resturant?
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What did the dalmation dog say after he finished his meal?
That hit the spot?
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
