Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
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Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 But do you know why 9 is scared of 7? Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. (3 squared)
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
