What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Never eat more than you can lift.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
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