We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 But do you know why 9 is scared of 7? Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. (3 squared)
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
What's Stephen hawking favourite food - meals on wheels
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
