Meal jokes
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
I'm hungry.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
One time I ate a chair.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."