ME jokes
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Memes
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
Me, (DYM 131)
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)