ME jokes

Faker

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

Arrow

Me: I have an arrow in my head.

My friend: What's the point of that?

Me: Of the arrow?

Friend: No!

Me: Probably the flint.

Bee

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

Memes

Roblox

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Worm

What do you call finding half of a worm?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.

Wife

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

Sex

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

Love

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

Drumstick

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

Sister

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Mom

Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!

Me: Nothing, why?

Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.

Me that/every night: *sob*

Friends: Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, fine.

Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...