ME jokes
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
"freshfry talk to me!"
Memes
Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?