ME jokes

Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

Her: Prove it.

Me: (opens freezer)

It's me, the Joje.

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

"Prince, please talk to me!"

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

Who is funnier, me or Gwen?

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.