ME jokes

Vegan teacher

    • Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

    Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

    Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

    Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

    *Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

    Drug

    • Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?

    Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.

    Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?

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    • Clay

    • Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

    It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

    Piece

    • MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

    Date

    • I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

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    • Orphanage

    • Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

    Friend

    • I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

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    • Sister

    • You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

    Wife

    • My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"