guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
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Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Can February March? -- No, but April May.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
imagine getting a call and it says "welcome to Davids orphanage you make them we take them how may we help you.
Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"😆🤣😂😅
Professor: "oui oui"🤣😆😂😅
Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"🤣😆😂😅
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness
My syndrom may be down but my hopes are up
