Mathematics jokes
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."