Mathematics jokes
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Memes
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
3+3=****
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.