Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

Number

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!

Cow

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

Plane

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Sex

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

  • 3
  • Girl

    Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

    Because they can’t even.

    Cunt

    Two cunts were walking down the street.

    One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."

    Carlos

    If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

    Answer: A math problem.

    Sex

    If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?