What comes after 69 Period
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
money+money=MONEY
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
why is 6 afraid from 7_ 789
