Mathematics jokes
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Memes
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
3+3=****
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.