Mathematics jokes
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
What is 2+2? Fish.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!