Mathematics jokes
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Memes
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
3+3=****
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.