Mathematics jokes
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a