Mathematics jokes
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
3+3=****
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.