Mathematics jokes
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Memes
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.