If you start at a bait shop you're an amateur baiter but once you achieve the highest level you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on shrimp boat
My Sex Life
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate.......
When i masterbate things cum when a old man dose no one cums
They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What do you call a masturbating cow
Beef stroking off
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said "Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? -- His ears.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. -- They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
