Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. đ
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"