Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
how many times did rob O'Neill shoot bin laden? 911 times.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the Priest.
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
Virginia is false advertising Couldn't find many virgins there
how many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb... none they cant change anything I am just kidding you know gay jokes aren't funny cum on guys.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion.
So all blondes are dumb rite?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than black?
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9) which was 2 2 many (922) so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968) she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven? Both of them.
