What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Why didnt the wife want sex?
BECAUSE THEY WERE HAVING TO MANY BABIES.
Why dod the weel fall?
BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.
How many foot are in feet
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David!
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Q: If you were in a ra
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
how many times can you subtract ten from one thousand
one after that your subtracting ten from 990
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
a man came up to a girl a bout to jump off a cliff the man said why she then replies their are many monster in this world and i am one of them.
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not HOLDING any fingers.
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!
Laila has 69 boobs but that is 222 many. One day she went on 51st street to meet Dr.X who 8 all her boobs and now she's boobless :) - 6922251 x 8 = 55378008 put the calculator upside down.
