why have there been so many deaths around the world?trees and ropes
Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
somebody asks me: how many YT subs you got? me: more than you!
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because it’s the normal persons height
How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol
What happend to the cheetah that took to many baths?
The cheetah became spotless
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
