Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven? Both of them.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
