Many jokes
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
There are so many things about Tracy Latimer's murder that I wish I knew. Did he buckle up her seatbelt? Did he put the radio on for her?
Did he tell her she was going on a little trip to Gastown?
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.