Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population
How many kids does it take to paint a wall ?
Depends on how hard u throw them 😂😂😂😂
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
/{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discus courses of action, and collection." End of log\
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
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How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
wow why so many of the same joke
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats. How many are hungry?
A.10
Why are so many people mean to orphans???
They can’t cry to their parents
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it
