Many jokes
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
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The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
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A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."