Many jokes
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
How many white police officers does it take to push an African-American gentleman down the stairs?
Push?! He fell...
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.