A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
