Man jokes
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.