Man jokes
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)