Mammal jokes
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Mole
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
7000+ bats.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.