Mammal jokes
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Mole
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
7000+ bats.
Why is the koala not a bear?
It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.