What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
A baby seal walked into a club.
Why did the zebra cross the road
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
A seal walks into a club.
A baby seal walks into a club...
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
