A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Rat
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Mole
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
