Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
What do you call a mammal the has no hair? Cancer
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
