Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Rat
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Mole
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
