Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so short, when it rains she’s the last to know!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
