Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Mama Jokes
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
