yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!
my friend " ya mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch" me " THAT JOKES OLDER THAN YOUR MOM "
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a titan's mouth
(Attack on titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
your mama so old that she forgot her donkey on noahs ark
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lector couldn't eat her up
Yo mama so fat she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mama so old she was in third grade with moses
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
Yo mama's so ugly and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings
Yo mama's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test
Yo mama's like a fridge she breaks down when she loses her cool
