Yo mama so short, when it rains she’s the last to know!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
