Mama jokes
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
Mountain Dew!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.