Mama jokes
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Yo mama so fat, it took the Flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is dumb, yo mama, you dumb stupid idiot?
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.