Mama jokes

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

My daughter came home from school later than usual. I was panicking, then at 5:30 p.m. she arrived, not walking but in a bus 🚌. I asked, "Where the hell did this bus come from?" She said, "The garage in the alleyway, Mama. I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons. You like her? She is called Belle Bus." My face was just: 😑 How did you get the bus here? She replies with a whisper, "I drove her through five gardens, a house, and two police cars!" 🙃 So that explains why you have handcuffs on. "Yeah!"

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Suck my butts, queer.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.

Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!

Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!