you mama so fat when she stepped on the skail it said one at a time
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
you mama so stupid when her phone died she bared it lol
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
you mama so fat she filed um min crafts block limit lol XD
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies she burries it
Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo
Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so short she wakes up everyday in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Chuck Norris destroy the YO MAMA
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than the sand dunes
Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”
these are all of my terrible jokes
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I'll serve you but don't start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I'm joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor "I can't feel my legs" the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What's green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn't the dinosaur break the wall, I don't know. I'm asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It's an owl it can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey
yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said order order she said pizza
Yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear
