Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Yo mama so ugly even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sort standing next to her
Yo mama so tall!!! when she wake up from her bed she stands up and found NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
yo mama so fat when santa clause went down the chimney he said ho ho hooooly sh*t
yo mama so stupid, that she thought NASA is a GAMING PROGRAM!!!!
Your mama so ugly she make the devil cry.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman
Yo mama so fat when you married your sister she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama's so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Yo mama so stupid... She tried to climb...
MOUNTAIN DEW!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so short, when it rains she’s the last to know!
