The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says, "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says, "What should their names be?"
The uncle replies, "Well for your daughter, Denise." "That's a nice name," comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies, "Denephew".
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer
William
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Jacob has a small penis.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
