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What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

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    • Teacher: This assignment is big.

    Student (male): I have something that's big.

    Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.

    Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?

    Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

    Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

    Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"

    So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."

    So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"

    The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.

    So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

    ...their new slogan?

    The Quicker Pecker Upper.

    If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

    Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

    Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?

    Because it's male bonding.

    I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.

    Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?

    A. They're both really short.

    What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

    "She's gonna blow!"

    My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.

    Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.

    Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.

    My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.