Male jokes

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.

What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?

A bull dozer.

*funny joke about dicks*

William

You wanna hear a joke about my penis?

Never mind, it’s too long.

Jacob has a small penis.

My dick.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.