I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.