Why do Orphans play Sims? because they can make themselves a family
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out
you so flat you make pancakes look thiccc
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says "teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But beforeclass ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the studentsclear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well come with me out to my dads car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
devil : hey angel angel : hi devil why are nice ? devil : what do angels add to there food to make it i little more spicy? angel : what? devil : angelpinos
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent "Haha I make more cents than you!"
If they was a zombie apocalypse Girls would make a forehead apocalypse since it is so big
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
stop making these stop jokes. Im running out of laugh gas.
make this the most liked comment!
(i'm a girl btw)
;)
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana
BORNANA
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
hello my fellow canadians I mean ameicans I your cool and hip president has decied to give everyone free ice cream! even the russans to go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
my parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped if i had done 'it' i would have gotten SO many apologies
