Make jokes

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.

What do you call a body without a nose?

Nobody knows.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.

How to make emo cakes:

Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...