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If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?

Teacher: Kids what are something you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friend to make me happy. Teacher: What about you Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

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Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

-It makes your sister jealous

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A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.

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Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?

It got stuck in a crack

What makes a joke a dad joke?

I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?