if i could make someone tell me there last words theyd say " Make me"
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away it's chair
bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid both cry when you make fun of there parents
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade curd.
I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22 ? Because it had tu tu's
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do to wrights make? The first airplane.
