What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
A guy finds a genie...
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
Please welcome Mozarts The Magic Flute...
In A Minor
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
i am the grand wizard mak
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What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
