Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
“So I asked Genie if he could grant me this wish, I wished to be like Michael Jackson, the next day I was in a playground full of little kids.”
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a holocaust victim? Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
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What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
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My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
the harry potter fanbase
My uncle is an alchemist
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse
draco malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom
Guys say “I love gape horn” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
