chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
why doesnt voldemort have a human nose? because his snake bit it of
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
If a Indian had powers it's would be throwing tika masala
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?
A witch laughing it's head off.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches donβt serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so itβs relatable
Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks "What's so magical about it?" the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman.
Orphan:I wish to be like batman
Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
I'm the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke... Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands..
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
