Magic jokes
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.
"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.
In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.
But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.
So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.
And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.
In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.