Lucky Jokes

My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

what was the african kid with water called..? The lucky one, 😭😭

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”

“And yer hand?” asks Marty.

“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”

“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”

“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”

“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”

“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

Orphans have it lucky. When teachers threaten to call parents, the orhphans say, "Try me". When teacher's give homework, Orphans say, "Where?"

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you they don't laugh.

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home

Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"

DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink

Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back

Stephen lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator

He’s got himself

The cycle of Pionel Pessi:

-Ghosting👻

-Diving🐬

-Complaining to teammates😡

-Complaining to refs🤬

-Missing sitters🤦‍♂️

-Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️

-Proceed to get 🐐shouts

-Repeat🔁

People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭

Jump in the Cadillac (Girl, let's put some miles on it) Anything you want (Just to put a smile on it) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you Gold jewelry shining so bright Strawberry champagne on ice Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

-Tommyinnit

Lucky there only balls not real balls